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having a family get together in a house made of glass. two guys on motorcycles pull in to the driveway of the house next door. two cop cars follow closely behind, blocking them in. the cops get off their motorcycles with weapons drawn, screaming for the two men to drop their weapons. they don’t. they act like they can’t hear the cop. they’re not pointing their guns at anyone, they’re just looking at them. the cops are still screaming. my dad decided to take them both out, for the cops. he busted out one of the walls of the glass house.
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Prank call we made a few years back. I have no idea how we kept this man on the phone for so long, at 2:30am.
“…Have you seen Ernest Scared Stupid?”
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Wife and I signed up, on impulse, to join the military. About an hour later, while shopping at Target (which, for whatever reason, was laid out like a maze), I started getting cold feet. Mainly because I knew they would shave my head, and I didn’t want people to see the mole on the back of my head.
Wife still planned on going.
